Join the Two Mikes as they lay open R. L. Stine's Superstitious. Walk under ladders, smash mirrors, step on sidewalk cracks, and watch the demons have at it. Stine takes a crack at adult fiction and may need 1,000 lucky rabbit's feet to make it in the horror genre. Ouch. He could learn a few things from J. K. Rowling, more than just having initials as your first name.
IT TRULY IS COCKTAIL TIME!
GREY GOOSE BUMPS
1 Double shot of chilled Grey Goose Vodka ( Yes, it has to be Grey Goose.)
1 Thimble full of Harp Beer ( Yes, a thimble.)
Drop the thimble into the vodka and kick it back. DO NOT SWALLOW THE THIMBLE!
Yes it is an insult to both the beer and the vodka.
End Music: "99" by Barabra Feldon on The Sex Sixties.