Mike One and Mike Two apply a gallon of Deep Woods Off before they read Dean Vincent Carter's mosquito as monster tale, The Hand of the Devil. Eventually this 50-cent find will get a toss into the back-yard bug zapper and the Mike's will move onto the hope of better read next time.
The Shirley Temple of Doom
Put rocks in a highball glass.
Two shots Pepper Vodka
Three shots Grenadine
Top off with Ginger Ale and stir.
Garnish with a red Thai Pepper and a cherry.
End Music: Nature's Mosquito - Home of The Hits- The Best of Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, Disc 1