Two Mikes and a Linda put on their dancing shoes and head to a party, where all, it seems, is not well. We try to solve the mystery of the crime solvers, learn to say "yes" to the dress (and hear what it has to say in return), and finally pull the ribbon on the whole thing.
It's Cocktail Time!
Difficult at Parties Punch
Freeze ice in a ring, like in a Bundt pan.
Slice a blood orange for garnish.
Then, in a punch bowl, mix:
3 cups sweet vermouth
3 cups campari
Add 1 cup assorted fruit (like Buddah's hand, duryan, ugli, … kidding: just some berries and such)
Pour in 2-3/4 cups prosecco. Stir gently.
Settle ice ring in bowl.
Ladle into those fancy punch cups your grandma left you; garnish with blood orange slice. Commence party.