Join The Two Mikes but quietly tip toe backwards as they come upon a herd of ghostly elk in Stephan Graham Jones's horror novel The Only Good Indians. You can run but the Elk Head Woman will find you and she's going to want to play a mean game of H-O-R-S-E.
It's Cocktail Time!
The Elks Club ( yes, there is no apostrophe)
1/4 ounce dry vermouth
2 ounces SoCo
Dash bitters
Maraschino Cherry to garnish.
Directions: Shack in an ice filled shaker. Pour into a high ball glass or strain into a martini glass.