Pack up you belongings and quickly relocate with the Two Mikes and William Hallahan and his 70s horror novel The Search For Joseph Tully. Maybe you'll find a new apartment or maybe you'll just loose your head. That's one way to enforce rent control.
It's Cocktail Time
The Wrecking Ball
In a shaker of ice pour:
1 ounce Gin
1 ounce Rum
1 ounce Tequila
1 ounce Triple Sec
1 ounce Vodka
Shake for longer than you'd think and pour into a martini glass or serve over ice. Garnish with lemon or orange peel. Stay home for the evening.