The Two Mikes

The Two Mikes
Ever wanted to talk with someone about a book you just read? You could just join a book group and talk about it, drink a little, veer off on tangents, work back around to the book again, and finally wrap it up by picking the next book.

But what happens when the book you just read is about about hungry zombies or a haunted house, and your Eat, Pray, Love–reading friends aren’t really into reading it, much less discussing its finer points? That’s what we’re here for. We Two Mikes will be your virtual book group for discussing new and interesting and old and half-forgotten horror books.

If you want to follow along with us, look at the next forbidden book on the table and start reading.

Sunday, November 8, 2020

Episode 154: John Peyton Cooke's Out for Blood


The two Mikes visit old haunts in Chicago and Madison, as they learn the ropes of vampirism and the club scene with new creature of the night.

It's Cocktail Time!

Kroba

1 shot calvados
1 shot vodka
1/2 shot kirsch
1/2 shot maple syrup

shake with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Enjoy with herring. Lots and lots of herring.



Sunday, October 4, 2020

Episode 153: My Favorite Thing Is Monsters by Emil Ferris

 


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The Mikes trip on hippie brownies and head into the 1960s and Chicago's Westside in Emil Ferrris's My Favorite Thing is Monsters.  Are monsters real?  Take a look in a reflective storefront window and find out for your damn self.


It Is Cocktail Time!

Monster Mash

Take fruits that can represent monsters. For example:

Kiwi= The Wolf Man

Strawberry = Dracula

Blueberry = Booberry

Lime = Frankenstein

Muddle fruits with a little sugar in the bottom of a glass. Add ice and pour in as much corn mash whiskey as needed  and top with soda water. Stir and enjoy. Chin Chin.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Episode 152: Carmen Maria Machado's Her Body and Other Parties

 


Two Mikes and a Linda put on their dancing shoes and head to a party, where all, it seems, is not well. We try to solve the mystery of the crime solvers, learn to say "yes" to the dress (and hear what it has to say in return), and finally pull the ribbon on the whole thing.

It's Cocktail Time!

Difficult at Parties Punch

Freeze ice in a ring, like in a Bundt pan.
Slice a blood orange for garnish.

Then, in a punch bowl, mix:
    3 cups sweet vermouth
    3 cups campari    
Add 1 cup assorted fruit (like Buddah's hand, duryan, ugli, … kidding: just some berries and such)
Pour in 2-3/4 cups prosecco. Stir gently.
Settle ice ring in bowl.

Ladle into those fancy punch cups your grandma left you; garnish with blood orange slice. Commence party.

    


Thursday, June 25, 2020

Episode 151: Flannery O'Connor's "Good County People"


The Two Mikes travel to the Deep South with Flannery O'Connor and her short story "Good Country People. Bless their hearts, it isn't all fried chicken and sweet tea.

It's Cocktail Time!

Hooch in the Bible

1 shot Campari
1 shot good Bourbon
1 shot ginger liqueur

Place in a tumbler of ice, shake and decant into a martini glass. Garnish with a shaving of ginger. Chin Chin.


Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Episode 150: J. G. Ballard's Crash

Crash (Literature) - TV Tropes

The Two Mikes go for a drive and end up in an awkward new relationship with their car. It's hard to explain.

It's Cocktail Time!

Bodily Fluids
1/2 shot each of 
  • Irish Cream
  • Amaretto
  • Kirsch
  • Galliano
Pour together into a double shot glass, but don't stir. Toss across the dash of your car and lick it off. Eww.




Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Episode 149: Brian Evenson's Last Days


The Two Mikes don't lose their heads or any other parts, but still enjoy Brian Evenson's Last Days.  The hero gets out mostly intact but the Mikes will remain Zeroes thank you very much.


Cocktail Time! 🍸

The Self-Cauterizer

Get a pint beer glass and fill half way with a dark beer like a Stout or a Porter.  Take 150 Proof Rum and float on the top by pouring on the back of the spoon. Ignite the rum, at your own peril, and when tired of the fire, extinguish by filling up the rest of pint glass with more dark beer.

Yes, this is a lazy drink. Chin Chin.


Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Episode 148: Paul Tremblay's Cabin at the End of the World



The Two Mikes finish their reading of Paul Tremblay's breakout books with a trip to the woods. There are grasshoppers and a messages from "God" and bunch of decent people at brutal cross purposes. Kinda like driving the family to the lake on a Sunday in July.

It's Cocktail Time!

Seven Grasshoppers

In a mason jar, combine
  • 6 oz crème de menthe
  • 6 oz crème de cacao
  • 3 oz heavy creme
  • ice
shake and strain into seven chilled cocktail glasses.

Chin chin!