The guys decide to foreclose on Frank Peretti's and Ted Dekker's House. These authors need to be evicted from the horror genre and returned to what they know best—creating products for the "christian" (sic) genre reader and earning a paycheck. Harsh? Yes. This is tough love baby.
Warning: Do not—we repeat—do not read this book. When necessary, we can raise the dead.
We feel so dirty after reading this book that we cannot even drink. It is DETOX WEEK at the Forbidden Books Group!
End music: "Old Time God," an unsourced gospel masterpiece found on the Net.