The Two Mikes go shopping but end up getting haunted in the Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix. Maybe you'll buy that couch but what the hell, the directions don't make any sense and there are too many bolts and not enough nuts and you have to ask your friend to come over to help but he can't figure it out either so you bring it back and you just have to get used to taking naps on the floor. Now that's horror.
It's Cocktail Time!
I Love That Dirty Water
2 shots whiskey (the peaty kind)
1 shot dry vermouth
A splash of olive juice
Shake well with ice. Pour into a chilled martini glass and garnish with a stuffed olive.