The Mike's serpentine the sorely segmented stories of Sardonicus, Sagittarius and Sanguinarus and simply simultaneously squeak sophomoric silliness. Sneaky Ss strike stridently - start screaming straightaway. So sorry.
It's Cocktail Time
The Lock Jaw
2 shots blended Scotch
1/2 shot Apple Jack
1/2 shot Fernet-Branca Bitter Liquor
Put in shaker of ice. Shack until frothy. Decant in a martini glass and garnish with a 10 penny nail.