The Two Mikes

The Two Mikes
Ever wanted to talk with someone about a book you just read? You could just join a book group and talk about it, drink a little, veer off on tangents, work back around to the book again, and finally wrap it up by picking the next book.

But what happens when the book you just read is about about hungry zombies or a haunted house, and your Eat, Pray, Love–reading friends aren’t really into reading it, much less discussing its finer points? That’s what we’re here for. We Two Mikes will be your virtual book group for discussing new and interesting and old and half-forgotten horror books.

If you want to follow along with us, look at the next forbidden book on the table and start reading.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Episode 111: William Sloane's The Edge of Running Water

The Mikes buy a ticket to Maine to find out what's happening with an old professor and learn all about sinister mediums, plucky debutants, hostile downeasters, and the importance of knowing where the fuse box is. And then they get sucked into another dimension.

It's Cocktail Time:

The River's Edge
  • In a pint glass put a clump of fresh and cleaned lemon basil or lemon verbena.
  • Task a stalk of lemon grass, and bend about 1 inch of the bottom 90 degrees. Muddle the bent end of the lemon grass with the herbs.
  • Pour in 1 shot simple syrup, 1 shot aquavit, and 2 shots cointreau. Stir.
  • Fill glass with ice and seltzer. Stir again, and enjoy.
Closing music: Down to the River by Buck Owens 

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Episode 110, William Sloane's To Walk The Night




The Two Mike's put on their gym shoes, stay up late, and sneak out of the basement window with William Sloane to Walk the Night. They encounter a beautiful woman in mismatched clothes and bad hair. And you know what that means? MAKE OVER!!!! So watch for the Pretty Woman montage.


It's Cocktail Time!

The Scotch Bonnet

Roast a hot pepper (i.e.. a Ghost, Scotch Bonnet, or Thai pepper) over a flame until blackened. Set aside.

Fill a rocks glass with ice

Rim the glass with the pepper and put in glass

Fill with a medium-OK Scotch (for the love of god, don't use the good stuff; Sean Connery would kill you.)

Drink.




Good article about Sloane: http://wwwbillblog.blogspot.com/2015/10/the-kind-of-face-you-slash-thinking.html

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Episode 109: Charles Stross's The Atrocity Archives


Finishing our Lovecrafian trilogy with Charles Stross's Lovecraftian espionage thriller, the Mikes explore the eldritch horror of office bureaucracy, the limits of fictionalizing the holocaust, and whether Lovecraftian things are even scary anymore.

It's Cocktail Time!

The Hand of Glory
  • In 5 (or more) shot glasses pour yellow Chartreuse almost to the top
  • Then into a teaspoon pour 151 proof rum and float a bit onto the shot
  • Carefully ignite the rum (keep hair away from the flame!)
  • Turn off lights and enjoy the glow for a bit.
  • BLOW OUT THE FLAME (VERY IMPORTANT)
  • Drink and enjoy.

closing music: "Hand of Glory" by Jimmie Silva and the Empty Set


Saturday, February 27, 2016

Episode 108: Move Under Ground by Nick Mamatas






The Two Mikes jump into their beat-up convertible and hit the road with Nick Mamatas and his book Move Under Ground.   They find out the Old Ones are horrible driving companions and those Beat dudes are a bit ripe so ya got to leave the top down.


IT'S COCKTAIL TIME!

The Exterminator 

1 1/2 shots of green Chartreuse
1 1/2 shots of white rum, high proof

Place in shaker with ice, shake, strain in martini glass, garnish with a green cherry

Chin Chin


Music: Ants on Parade by The Homosexuals